i’m taking a learner’s permit test and
"all women belong in the kitchen," the self-centered asshole says
the ground moves and the walls shake as all women around the world barricade themselves inside of their kitchens. they cook and eat and drink while the men outside of the barricades suffer from hunger and insanity. the males perish from famine and the women emerge united, choosing beyoncé as their supreme and unquestioned leader
Oh Chemistree, oh chemistree,
How lovely are your beakers.
You wish your chem lab was as cool as mine.
K-science is getting into the festive spirit.
…hey it’s several hundred dollars worth of glassware! This seems like a fantastic idea!
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I HATE KRAFT SINGLES AND I SPENT FIVE DOLLARS ON THESE THINGS AND HAD TO WASH THIS PAN BY HAND TO MAKE THIS JOKE THIS DESERVES MORE THAN 17 NOTES GODDAMMIT
its not you the joke was just too cheesy
oh my gOD
why did you leave the plastic on the cheese what
One time I was masturbating in the shower and came so hard that I couldn’t keep in my scream but I knew my brother was in the bedroom next door and that he’d hear and know what I was doing so I quickly transitioned into singing the opening of the Lion King.