tell us your most embarrassing story
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jesusinc:

jesusinc:

So a while back i was at this party and i was the first girl to arrive and there were like 20 guys already there, we were all siting around, having a beer and whatnot when the dj arrived. So all the guys went out the front of the house to help set up the dj gear and it was just me sitting there alone in the backyard for like 5 minuets. I stood up to go follow them bc i was getting really bored when i realized something, my period had gone through my white pants and stained the while chair, i was humiliated, i had no idea what to do, i could hear the guys were coming back and i had to do something quick, time was running out. So i grabbed the chair, ran like 10 meters and threw it over the fence into the neighboring yard, i quickly walked back and tied my jacket around my waist. The guys soon returned and didn’t suspect a thing, i am amazing.

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chevron1encoded:

Sam being cute and a bit of Jack arm/hand-porn >:3

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caesaretluna:

"nope"

- everyone

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howimetunclecharlie:

Karl Urban promotes Dredd on The Edge Radio - Auckland [x]

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ladiesloveloki:

tonystaarks:

uncleloki:

#PEPPERED

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The hands down BEST line of Iron Man.

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Fanfiction problems:

theartisticfool:

thouartfucked:

You want to read the story again. It was well written, and the plot was genius.You remember everything about the story. Except the title and author.

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thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

castiel-the-consulting-angel:

stevieraedrawn:

Can we talk about how Cap and Bucky have opposite masks?

Cap has mouth and eyes exposed, forehead covered. Bucky has mouth covered and eyes painted black, his forehead exposed.

What a lovely symmetry.

But the symbolism too. Cap’s is a helmet, protection, to keep him safe from physical harm. Bucky’s is a muzzle to keep him silent and anonymous and on a leash.

;_;

FEELS ABOUT COSTUME SYMBOLISM

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simon pegg being a cutie on the star trek set

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jk rowling’s reasoning as to why fenrir greyback turned remus into a werewolf: remus’s father insulted him so he did it as an act of revenge

the actual reason greyback bit remus: the temptation to succumb to the fact that biting remus whose name literally means ‘werewolf’ would be the greatest feat in lycanthropic irony the world had ever seen

boxsetsxbrevkdowns:

Straight iced a motherfucker.

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souperball:

Then finish it, cuz i’m with you til the end of the line. 

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Main points about me: I'm british, I'm bloody tall, I'm part of so many fandoms that I have lost track, and I really, really, really, like jam. This is my personal blog, my fandom blogs can be found below . Don't be shy to use your words in the ask (unless your an Avox then you will need to write them down) DFTBA and Live Long and Prosper.