Why are basic necessities so expensive? I mean like
- toilet paper
- comic con
Things in Meridian that makes me happy:
Jonas Quinn appears for the first time and is an adorable nerd.
Things in Meridian that makes me sad:
Everything else. Everything.
but what if 13/13/13 falls on a friday omgWhat month is that again?
the month you finally get laid
just replace all police with police dogs
nobody would be mean or rude the police imagine a dog with a lil’ backpack giving you a ticket. you can’t get mad at the dog. the dog is just doing his lil’ dog job and wagging his tail and you KNOW he loves you still.
Yeah but it’d be easier to get out of a ticket, just throw a ball and the dog runs after it and you can leave.
Female-lead action movies just don’t sell.
I love the Pushing Daisies universe because it’s this beautiful little bright world where people live in windmills and keep bees and everyone’s jobs are things like lighthouse keeping, illusionists, and scratch-and-sniff book authors. But it’s teeming with cold-blooded murder.
"Mostly void, partially stars"
ARE THESE MOTHER FUCKING NIGHT VALE NAILS?!?!
yo im a dude and even i want this
i’m genuinely concerned that no one will fall in love with me